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The Beare is in

Matt\Germany\female\14\Aries

Hey im Matt(you can also call me linda or bear if you wish) and i like homestuck, pokemon, touhou, dangan ronpa and a bunch of other things
(gomen that i have such a terrible blog i have no idea how the internet works)
Apr 29 '13

Ok Yup i have to go back to the psychatry

1 note Tags: later suckers

Apr 29 '13
fuuuranz:

Rose Lalonde: Super High-school Level Novelist

fuuuranz:

Rose Lalonde: Super High-school Level Novelist

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Apr 29 '13

oh no i might have to go to the psychatry again

Apr 27 '13
coolstoryrob:

 

 

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true




This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

coolstoryrob:

 

 

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

image

but idk

you tell me

image

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

image

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

(Source: tumblr.com)

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Apr 27 '13
runrabbitjunk:

wave to….EVERY ZACHARIE!
im gonna post this before i ruin it

runrabbitjunk:

wave to….EVERY ZACHARIE!

im gonna post this before i ruin it

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Apr 27 '13
Pepper Steak (OFF)

strider-texas-ranger:

wolfish:

brokje:

OFF - Pepper Steak

HRRRRNNNNGGGGH.

somebody swing with me to this fine piece of music dammit 

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Apr 27 '13

fatgamii:

pechyenka:

basically the shorter you are the angrier you are

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Apr 26 '13

abandonedography:

Abandoned railroad tracks through different seasons of the year by Jeff Brouws

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Apr 26 '13
Evanescence - Bring Me To Life

00sjams:

Bring Me To Life | Evanescence

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Apr 26 '13

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Apr 26 '13

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

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Apr 26 '13

nupinoop296:

Today in art history class we learned about Victorian weeaboos.

That is, people in the Victorian era who were obsessed with Japan. It was called Japonisme. 

I had to try really hard to not die in class.

image

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Apr 26 '13

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Apr 26 '13

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Apr 26 '13
galaticore:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS PICTURE OF HIMSELF ARRESTING A BUNNY AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST OJM G

galaticore:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS PICTURE OF HIMSELF ARRESTING A BUNNY AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST OJM G

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